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Final Israeli election results are almost in. Netanyahu hasn’t won – but he hasn’t lost either

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Egypt Independent·29 Oct, 01:40 pm
Final Israeli election results are almost in. Netanyahu hasn’t won – but he hasn’t lost either — Egypt
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The Straight Version

Israeli election results remain inconclusive, leaving Benjamin Netanyahu's long-standing political career in a state of indefinite uncertainty.

The UNHINGED Take

Bibi is like a persistent case of athlete's foot that refuses to die, clinging to the chair like his life depends on the immunity of his own ego.

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CLINICALLY PATHOLOGICAL / 10

Bibi is like a persistent case of athlete's foot that refuses to die, clinging to the chair like his life depends on the immunity of his own ego.

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Bibi is like a persistent case of athlete's foot that refuses to die, clinging to the chair like his life depends on the immunity of his own ego. CLINICALLY PATHOLOGICAL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/eg/final-israeli-election-results-are-almost-in-netanyahu #NZElection

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