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If a blue wave is coming, here are the races where it will start

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Egypt Independent·3 Nov, 01:35 pm
If a blue wave is coming, here are the races where it will start — Egypt
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The Straight Version

Analysts are predicting potential midterm losses for the sitting president's party as polling data fluctuates.

The UNHINGED Take

Democrats are huffing pure copium and dreaming of a blue wave while the country burns. It is just another pathetic season of professional beggars fighting for the right to bankrupt us faster.

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COLLECTIVE DELUSION / 10

Democrats are huffing pure copium and dreaming of a blue wave while the country burns.

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