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OpenAI says its AI is getting better at doing things humans do, like shopping and meal planning

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Egypt Independent·3 Nov, 01:05 pm
OpenAI says its AI is getting better at doing things humans do, like shopping and meal planning — Egypt
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The Straight Version

OpenAI claims its AI can now shop and budget like humans, bragging about advanced internal tests.

The UNHINGED Take

OpenAI thinking its bots can shop? Ha! Let’s see how many bargain deals your grandma couldn’t spot in a midnight market before we all die of boredom.

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OpenAI thinking its bots can shop?

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