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These states could elect their first female governors

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Egypt Independent·3 Nov, 02:14 pm
These states could elect their first female governors — Egypt
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The Straight Version

Georgia is gearing up for elections where Keisha Lance Bottoms aims to become the state's first Black female governor.

The UNHINGED Take

Bottoms flexing a purple clown act to snag Georgia’s first Black governor, while voters dance to her echo chamber. Meanwhile, her party welcomes the GOP glare like a moth to a faulty lightbulb.

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The Bottom Line

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Bottoms flexing a purple clown act to snag Georgia’s first Black governor, while voters dance to her echo chamber.

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