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Israel’s election ended in deadlock. Here are four ways out

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Egypt Independent·31 Oct, 08:36 am
Israel’s election ended in deadlock. Here are four ways out — Egypt
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The Straight Version

Israel's election deadlocked, no winner, weeks of limbo ahead.

The UNHINGED Take

Netanyahu's Likud & Eisenkot's Yashar doing a staggered tango in Jerusalem, leaving the nation stumped like a kid lost in Sahara. Politics courtside, with no winner, just endless charade.

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SICK ABORT / 10

Netanyahu's Likud & Eisenkot's Yashar doing a staggered tango in Jerusalem, leaving the nation stumped like a kid lost in Sahara.

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Netanyahu's Likud & Eisenkot's Yashar doing a staggered tango in Jerusalem, leaving the nation stumped like a kid lost in Sahara. SICK ABORT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/eg/israels-election-ended-in-deadlock-here-are-four #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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