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Melania Trump to bring Russian and Ukrainian representatives to White House this week

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Egypt Independent·5 Nov, 08:36 am
Melania Trump to bring Russian and Ukrainian representatives to White House this week — Egypt
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The Straight Version

Melania Trump is hosting Russian and Ukrainian representatives at the White House for ceasefire talks this Thursday.

The UNHINGED Take

Melania thinks a designer handbag and a photo-op will stop a war that has leveled cities. It is a delusional vanity project that makes a toddler's sandbox fight look like diplomacy.

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The Bottom Line

CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

Melania thinks a designer handbag and a photo-op will stop a war that has leveled cities.

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Melania thinks a designer handbag and a photo-op will stop a war that has leveled cities. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/eg/melania-trump-to-bring-russian-and-ukrainian-representatives #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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