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Putin wants Africa on his side. African leaders are playing their own game

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Egypt Independent·31 Oct, 08:29 am
Putin wants Africa on his side. African leaders are playing their own game — Egypt
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The Straight Version

Putin courts Africa as war drags on, while African leaders play for their own benefit.

The UNHINGED Take

Putin promises black‑oil benevolence, yet his empty tent of war‑pennies swallows Africa's hopes, while Africa’s leaders trample their own dignity for a taste of borrowed muscle.

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Putin promises black‑oil benevolence, yet his empty tent of war‑pennies swallows Africa's hopes, while Africa’s leaders trample their own dignity for a taste of borrowed muscle.

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