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The NTRA issues order to double Egypt's base internet package capacity at no extra cost

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Egypt Independent·28 Oct, 08:47 am
The NTRA issues order to double Egypt's base internet package capacity at no extra cost — Egypt
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The Straight Version

The NTRA ordered ISPs to double base internet packages from 50GB to 100GB at no extra cost.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine acting like a digital saint for giving us more air to buffer. It is just more bandwidth for the pathetic government propaganda to reach us faster while the economy burns.

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GASLIGHTING MASTERCLASS / 10

Imagine acting like a digital saint for giving us more air to buffer.

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