The Straight Version
COP31 climate talks began in Antalya with leaders arguing over funding amidst severe global weather extremes.
The UNHINGED Take
Thousands of vultures flew private jets to a Turkish resort to lecture the peasants about plastic straws while begging for handouts. Absolute state of these absolute jeta. What a total payasaada.

The Bottom Line
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Thousands of vultures flew private jets to a Turkish resort to lecture the peasants about plastic straws while begging for handouts.
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Thousands of vultures flew private jets to a Turkish resort to lecture the peasants about plastic straws while begging for handouts. CLIMATE GRINDSET SCAM / 10 https://unhingednews.com/es/cop31-opens-with-leaders-under-pressure-to-tackle #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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