The Straight Version
Media outlets are speculating on the next James Bond actor amid ongoing global crises and space exploration news.
The UNHINGED Take
Half a million bodies are piling up in the mud while the world debates which overpaid pretty boy gets to play make-believe in a tuxedo. Absolute peak civilization rot.
The Bottom Line
COLLECTIVE LOBOTOMY / 10
Half a million bodies are piling up in the mud while the world debates which overpaid pretty boy gets to play make-believe in a tuxedo.
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Half a million bodies are piling up in the mud while the world debates which overpaid pretty boy gets to play make-believe in a tuxedo. COLLECTIVE LOBOTOMY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/es/new-james-bond-actor-expected-within-weeks-as #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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