The Straight Version
Climate change is driving up prices for rare white truffles at auctions in northern Italy.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine paying five figures for a glorified fungus just to feel superior while the planet burns. Truly peak human stupidity, keep eating dirt and pretending it is luxury.
The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL FINANCIAL DISASTER / 10
Imagine paying five figures for a glorified fungus just to feel superior while the planet burns.
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