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A Auxerre, la découverte d’un cimetière de bébés gallo-romain démythifie de vieilles croyances sur l’inhumation

🇫🇷 France·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Liberation·4 Nov, 12:13 pm
A Auxerre, la découverte d’un cimetière de bébés gallo-romain démythifie de vieilles croyances sur l’inhumation — France
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The Straight Version

Archaeologists in Auxerre discovered 260 Gallo-Roman infant remains, proving historical burial traditions were far more complex than documented.

The UNHINGED Take

Leave it to the Romans to write fancy manuals while simultaneously turning the local city center into a massive, neglected nursery graveyard. Absolute historical gaslighting on a monumental scale.

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ARCHAEOLOGICAL TRAUMA / 10

Leave it to the Romans to write fancy manuals while simultaneously turning the local city center into a massive, neglected nursery graveyard.

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Leave it to the Romans to write fancy manuals while simultaneously turning the local city center into a massive, neglected nursery graveyard. ARCHAEOLOGICAL TRAUMA / 10 https://unhingednews.com/fr/a-auxerre-la-d-couverte-dun-cimeti-re #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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