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L’inflation au plus haut dans la zone euro depuis trois ans

🇫🇷 France·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Liberation·4 Nov, 12:04 pm
L’inflation au plus haut dans la zone euro depuis trois ans — France
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The Straight Version

Eurozone inflation hits a three-year high of 4% driven by energy price spikes.

The UNHINGED Take

The ECB clowns are burning our wallets to heat their own delusions while the geopolitical circus keeps the matches lit. Enjoy your expensive baguette and your total financial ruin.

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COLLECTIVE ECONOMIC SUICIDE / 10

The ECB clowns are burning our wallets to heat their own delusions while the geopolitical circus keeps the matches lit.

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