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'Like a cancer': How data centres became a key issue at midterms

🇫🇷 France·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24 English·4 Nov, 11:54 am
'Like a cancer': How data centres became a key issue at midterms — France
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The Straight Version

Over 5,000 data centres are now scattered across the US, some near ubran centes, generating noise pollution and consuming large amount of electricity. Donald Trump has long defended the construction of these mega structures, which are essential for big tech companies to run. But voters, including many Republicans, say they are feeling betrayed by their government.

The UNHINGED Take

"Like a cancer: How data centres became a key issue at midterms" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Like a cancer: How data centres became a key issue at midterms" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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"Like a cancer: How data centres became a key issue at midterms" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/fr/like-a-cancer-how-data-centres-became-a #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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