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Addictions France s’inquiète des pubs d’alcool décomplexées sur les réseaux sociaux

🇫🇷 France·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Liberation·5 Nov, 08:26 am
Addictions France s’inquiète des pubs d’alcool décomplexées sur les réseaux sociaux — France
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The Straight Version

Addictions France wants to ban online alcohol advertising, citing manipulative social media mixology content and viral engagement tactics.

The UNHINGED Take

Addictions France thinks banning a few cocktail tutorials will stop the French from drinking their national problems away. Imagine being this delusional while the entire country is drowning in cheap wine.

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Addictions France thinks banning a few cocktail tutorials will stop the French from drinking their national problems away.

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Addictions France thinks banning a few cocktail tutorials will stop the French from drinking their national problems away. COLOSSAL BUZZKILL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/fr/addictions-france-sinqui-te-des-pubs-dalcool-d #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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