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The Straight Version
Marine Tondelier says Les Écologistes will announce their 2027 presidential strategy by early December.
The UNHINGED Take
Tondelier is desperately auditioning for a seat at the table of losers, proving the Greens would rather hitch a ride to nowhere than dare to exist independently.
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The Bottom Line
COLLECTIVE GASP OF IRRELEVANCE / 10
Tondelier is desperately auditioning for a seat at the table of losers, proving the Greens would rather hitch a ride to nowhere than dare to exist independently.
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Tondelier is desperately auditioning for a seat at the table of losers, proving the Greens would rather hitch a ride to nowhere than dare to exist independently. COLLECTIVE GASP OF IRRELEVANCE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/fr/en-direct-pr-sidentielle-2027-marine-tondel
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