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EN DIRECT - Grève du 5 novembre : la CFDT «demande 100 euros nets par mois» d’augmentation du Smic et une revalorisation de toutes les grilles salariales

🇫🇷 France·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Le Figaro·5 Nov, 08:34 am
EN DIRECT - Grève du 5 novembre : la CFDT «demande 100 euros nets par mois» d’augmentation du Smic et une revalorisation de toutes les grilles salariales — France
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The Straight Version

The CFDT is demanding a 100 euro monthly Smic increase to address systemic wage compression issues.

The UNHINGED Take

Marylise Leon thinks a measly hundred euros will fix a carcass rotting from decades of socialist incompetence. The entire French labor market is a glorified welfare waiting room for the destitute.

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The Bottom Line

COLLECTIVE PATHETIC FAILURE / 10

Marylise Leon thinks a measly hundred euros will fix a carcass rotting from decades of socialist incompetence.

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Marylise Leon thinks a measly hundred euros will fix a carcass rotting from decades of socialist incompetence. COLLECTIVE PATHETIC FAILURE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/fr/en-direct-gr-ve-du-5-novembre-la #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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