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EN DIRECT - Colère sociale : l’organisation Les Lycéens! appelle au blocus des établissements «dès lundi»

🇫🇷 France·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Le Figaro·1 Nov, 09:53 am
EN DIRECT - Colère sociale : l’organisation Les Lycéens! appelle au blocus des établissements «dès lundi» — France
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The Straight Version

The student movement Les Lycéens is calling for school blockades starting Monday over Parcoursup reform dissatisfaction.

The UNHINGED Take

Typical French whining to kill time before the next protest. Replacing a broken platform by 2028 is just a fancy way of saying nobody in government has a clue.

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NATIONAL EMBARRASSMENT / 10

Typical French whining to kill time before the next protest.

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