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The World celebrates Halloween: Traditions, costumes and pumpkins

🇫🇷 France·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24 English·1 Nov, 09:43 am
The World celebrates Halloween: Traditions, costumes and pumpkins — France
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The Straight Version

Countries worldwide are celebrating Halloween with traditional costumes and pumpkin displays.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine importing this plastic American landfill cult just to eat sugar and pretend you aren't already a walking nightmare. Absolute cultural bankruptcy for the sake of a cheap mask.

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BRAIN DEAD CONSUMERISM / 10

Imagine importing this plastic American landfill cult just to eat sugar and pretend you aren't already a walking nightmare.

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Imagine importing this plastic American landfill cult just to eat sugar and pretend you aren't already a walking nightmare. BRAIN DEAD CONSUMERISM / 10 https://unhingednews.com/fr/the-world-celebrates-halloween-traditions-costumes-and-pumpkins #NZElection2026 #Unhinged

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