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«Je tiens avec l’adrénaline» : les vacances à plein régime des lycéens mobilisés

🇫🇷 France·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Liberation·1 Nov, 09:50 am
«Je tiens avec l’adrénaline» : les vacances à plein régime des lycéens mobilisés — France
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The Straight Version

High school activists spent their Toussaint holidays protesting and lobbying instead of resting.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine sacrificing your teenage years to play revolutionary in the streets for a government that barely knows you exist. Truly top-tier delusion for future career politicians in training.

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The Bottom Line

PROFESSIONAL VICTIMHOOD / 10

Imagine sacrificing your teenage years to play revolutionary in the streets for a government that barely knows you exist.

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