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En Seine-Saint-Denis, il faut sauver le bébé géant de la RN3

🇫🇷 France·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Liberation·3 Nov, 05:43 am
En Seine-Saint-Denis, il faut sauver le bébé géant de la RN3 — France
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The Straight Version

A 6m Philippe Starck baby statue on Noisy‑le‑Sec gas station is at risk from urban renewal.

The UNHINGED Take

Philippe Starck's 6m baby eclipses the Renault store, but the council chokes it like traffic—just like their budgets, dying. The public fund shivers like a politician’s broken promise.

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The Bottom Line

CAFÉ MORTAL / 10

Philippe Starck's 6m baby eclipses the Renault store, but the council chokes it like traffic—just like their budgets, dying.

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Philippe Starck's 6m baby eclipses the Renault store, but the council chokes it like traffic—just like their budgets, dying. CAFÉ MORTAL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/fr/en-seine-saint-denis-il-faut-sauver-le #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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