The Straight Version
A 6m Philippe Starck baby statue on Noisy‑le‑Sec gas station is at risk from urban renewal.
The UNHINGED Take
Philippe Starck's 6m baby eclipses the Renault store, but the council chokes it like traffic—just like their budgets, dying. The public fund shivers like a politician’s broken promise.

The Bottom Line
CAFÉ MORTAL / 10
Philippe Starck's 6m baby eclipses the Renault store, but the council chokes it like traffic—just like their budgets, dying.
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