The Straight Version
One hundred and fifteen yachts are departing Saint-Malo for the solo transatlantic Route du Rhum race to Guadeloupe.
The UNHINGED Take
Nothing screams peak French narcissism like burning millions to let lonely adrenaline junkies get lost at sea while the rest of the country rots in a tax-funded gutter. Bon voyage, idiots.
The Bottom Line
EXPENSIVE MID-LIFE CRISIS / 10
Nothing screams peak French narcissism like burning millions to let lonely adrenaline junkies get lost at sea while the rest of the country rots in a tax-funded gutter.
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Nothing screams peak French narcissism like burning millions to let lonely adrenaline junkies get lost at sea while the rest of the country rots in a tax-funded gutter. EXPENSIVE MID-LIFE CRISIS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/fr/france-115-yachts-will-sail-out-of-sain #
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