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French presidential candidate Édouard Philippe rejects centre-right primary

🇫🇷 France·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24 English·1 Nov, 09:51 pm
French presidential candidate Édouard Philippe rejects centre-right primary — France
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The Straight Version

Philippe snubs centre‑right primary following Attal's proposal to unify the right.

The UNHINGED Take

Philippe flaunts hypocrisy, backing his own policy while tattling on Attal's unity plan— a lesson in classless arrogance.

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DICTATORIAL RAGE / 10

Philippe flaunts hypocrisy, backing his own policy while tattling on Attal's unity plan— a lesson in classless arrogance.

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Philippe flaunts hypocrisy, backing his own policy while tattling on Attal's unity plan— a lesson in classless arrogance. DICTATORIAL RAGE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/fr/french-presidential-candidate-douard-philippe-rejects-centre-right #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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