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Russia and Ukraine accuse each other of hacking emergency alert apps

🇫🇷 France·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24 English·2 Nov, 01:20 am
Russia and Ukraine accuse each other of hacking emergency alert apps — France
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The Straight Version

Russia and Ukraine claim each other's apps were hacked, sparking a tit-for-tat cyber war over the Kherson ceasefire.

The UNHINGED Take

Kyiv’s sweet whisper: 'Stop the bomb, let us trade Patriots for your oil…' Meanwhile, both sides are plugging holes in their own panic bunker.

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The Bottom Line

HILARIOUSLY BUSTED / 10

Kyiv’s sweet whisper: 'Stop the bomb, let us trade Patriots for your oil…' Meanwhile, both sides are plugging holes in their own panic bunker.

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Kyiv’s sweet whisper: 'Stop the bomb, let us trade Patriots for your oil…' Meanwhile, both sides are plugging holes in their own panic bunker. HILARIOUSLY BUSTED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/fr/russia-and-ukraine-accuse-each-other-of-hacking #NZElection2026 #UnhingedN

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