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Nine killed as business jet crashes into South Florida neighbourhood

🇫🇷 France·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24 English·1 Nov, 11:45 pm
Nine killed as business jet crashes into South Florida neighbourhood — France
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The Straight Version

A Learjet crashed into a South Florida neighbourhood, killing all nine on board and igniting a fireball.

The UNHINGED Take

The pilot c’est la merde, zooming through ice like a drunk rabbit. South Florida now smells of burnt money and air traffic control screaming.

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CRACKED SKY / 10

The pilot c’est la merde, zooming through ice like a drunk rabbit.

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