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Halloween weekend shootings across US leave at least six dead, dozens wounded

🇫🇷 France·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24 English·2 Nov, 12:49 am
Halloween weekend shootings across US leave at least six dead, dozens wounded — France
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The Straight Version

Halloween weekend saw shootings across US nightlife districts and university campuses, killing six and wounding dozens.

The UNHINGED Take

Dallas death toll tops, police chase ghosts. Six dead, dozens wound: France tourists wonder if this is apocalyptic party trick.

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CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

Dallas death toll tops, police chase ghosts.

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