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Le prix du carburant a commencé à baisser dans 6 000 stations-service

🇫🇷 France·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Liberation·3 Nov, 12:22 pm
Le prix du carburant a commencé à baisser dans 6 000 stations-service — France
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The Straight Version

Fuel prices dropped by 12 cents per liter in over 6,000 French service stations since November 1st.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine acting like a twelve cent discount is a miracle when you are still bleeding us dry at the pump. Enjoy your crumbs, peasants, while the state pretends they aren't robbing you blind.

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PATHETIC TAX DUST / 10

Imagine acting like a twelve cent discount is a miracle when you are still bleeding us dry at the pump.

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Imagine acting like a twelve cent discount is a miracle when you are still bleeding us dry at the pump. PATHETIC TAX DUST / 10 https://unhingednews.com/fr/le-prix-du-carburant-a-commenc-baisser-dans #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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