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«Les passagers ont été éjectés» : le récit de la catastrophe ferroviaire en Espagne par un journaliste présent dans l’un des trains

🇫🇷 France·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Le Figaro·28 Oct, 11:38 am
«Les passagers ont été éjectés» : le récit de la catastrophe ferroviaire en Espagne par un journaliste présent dans l’un des trains — France
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The Straight Version

A train collision in Toledo, Spain, has resulted in at least thirty confirmed fatalities.

The UNHINGED Take

Spanish rail management clearly decided that high-speed transit was just a fancy term for a human projectile launcher. Absolute masterclass in turning commuters into airborne meat confetti.

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COLLECTIVE TRAIN WRECK / 10

Spanish rail management clearly decided that high-speed transit was just a fancy term for a human projectile launcher.

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Spanish rail management clearly decided that high-speed transit was just a fancy term for a human projectile launcher. COLLECTIVE TRAIN WRECK / 10 https://unhingednews.com/fr/les-passagers-ont-t-ject-s-le-r #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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