The Straight Version
The government is holding a defense council meeting to coordinate security measures for Halloween protests.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine needing a high-level military council just to stop people from throwing Molotovs at a Pumpkin. France is officially a failed state run by terrified bureaucrats allergic to actual peace.
The Bottom Line
COLLECTIVE BRAIN ROT / 10
Imagine needing a high-level military council just to stop people from throwing Molotovs at a Pumpkin.
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