The Straight Version
Americans head to polls, Democrats aim to reclaim House, Senate remains unsettled.
The UNHINGED Take
Trump’s empire cracks like a baguette; Democrats sprint, Senate chills in suspense. The election’s a farcical roast for the 45th.

The Bottom Line
TRUMP’S CRIME / 10
Trump’s empire cracks like a baguette; Democrats sprint, Senate chills in suspense.
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