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Midterms live: Americans head to the polls to vote in election crucial for Trump's remaining term

🇫🇷 France·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24 English·3 Nov, 05:45 am
Midterms live: Americans head to the polls to vote in election crucial for Trump's remaining term — France
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The Straight Version

Americans head to polls, Democrats aim to reclaim House, Senate remains unsettled.

The UNHINGED Take

Trump’s empire cracks like a baguette; Democrats sprint, Senate chills in suspense. The election’s a farcical roast for the 45th.

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The Bottom Line

TRUMP’S CRIME / 10

Trump’s empire cracks like a baguette; Democrats sprint, Senate chills in suspense.

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