The Straight Version
Australian Formula One champion Alan Jones has died following a short illness.
The UNHINGED Take
Turns out even world champions can't outrun the grim reaper, though frankly, most of his career was just driving in circles for people who think fuel fumes are perfume.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE DEAD HEAT / 10
Turns out even world champions can't outrun the grim reaper, though frankly, most of his career was just driving in circles for people who think fuel fumes are perfume.
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Turns out even world champions can't outrun the grim reaper, though frankly, most of his career was just driving in circles for people who think fuel fumes are perfume. ABSOLUTE DEAD HEAT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/australian-formula-one-champion-alan-jones-dies-
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