The Straight Version
The FDA recalled a toddler snack after discovering it turns into a dense, sticky choking hazard.
The UNHINGED Take
Nothing says peak parenting like feeding your sprog a manufactured glob of wet cement. Absolute Darwinism in a packet, you muppets.
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The Bottom Line
TOXIC NURSERY DISASTER / 10
Nothing says peak parenting like feeding your sprog a manufactured glob of wet cement.
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