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South African star Zolani Mahola: From 'Waka Waka' with Shakira to 'People Power'

🇬🇧 United Kingdom·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·5 Nov, 01:34 pm
South African star Zolani Mahola: From 'Waka Waka' with Shakira to 'People Power' — United Kingdom
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The Straight Version

South African singer Zolani Mahola is releasing her second solo album, titled People Power.

The UNHINGED Take

Nothing says global impact like recycling Shakira’s scraps to sell an album nobody asked for. Keep the kumbaya garbage, we're all just waiting for the silence.

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The Bottom Line

MID TIER DRIVEL / 10

Nothing says global impact like recycling Shakira’s scraps to sell an album nobody asked for.

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Nothing says global impact like recycling Shakira’s scraps to sell an album nobody asked for. MID TIER DRIVEL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/south-african-star-zolani-mahola-from-waka-waka #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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