The Straight Version
Donald Trump is demanding Congress end daylight saving time because he finds the early darkness bothersome.
The UNHINGED Take
The man running for leader of the free world is having a total meltdown because the sun dares to set before his bedtime. Absolute tantrum-throwing toddler energy from a geriatric wreck.
The Bottom Line
COGNITIVE COLLAPSE / 10
The man running for leader of the free world is having a total meltdown because the sun dares to set before his bedtime.
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The man running for leader of the free world is having a total meltdown because the sun dares to set before his bedtime. COGNITIVE COLLAPSE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/trump-complains-its-so-dark-outside-early-and #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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