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California governor to grant clemency to all 548 death row inmates in state

🇬🇧 United Kingdom·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·6 Nov, 02:54 pm
California governor to grant clemency to all 548 death row inmates in state — United Kingdom
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The Straight Version

California's Gov. Gavin Newsom will commute all 548 death row inmates to life without parole.

The UNHINGED Take

Gavin's mercy gambit is pure clown rubber: death to life, nothing beyond. The Supreme Court is still the real drama queens.

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The Bottom Line

CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

Gavin's mercy gambit is pure clown rubber: death to life, nothing beyond.

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