The Straight Version
California's Gov. Gavin Newsom will commute all 548 death row inmates to life without parole.
The UNHINGED Take
Gavin's mercy gambit is pure clown rubber: death to life, nothing beyond. The Supreme Court is still the real drama queens.

The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
Gavin's mercy gambit is pure clown rubber: death to life, nothing beyond.
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