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Cornell Faculty Senate to begin no-confidence vote over gang rape allegation response

🇬🇧 United Kingdom·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Independent UK·28 Oct, 05:27 pm
Cornell Faculty Senate to begin no-confidence vote over gang rape allegation response — United Kingdom
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The Straight Version

Amid accusations of mishandling gang rape allegations, Kotlikoff warned staff that replacing a president would harm Cornell’s reputation

The UNHINGED Take

Look at Cornell Faculty Senate to begin no speedrunning total brain death: "Cornell Faculty Senate to begin no-confidence vote over gang rape allegation response". Zero shame, negative IQ, and regular people get stuck paying the tab while these clowns pat themselves on the back.

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FAILED / 10

Look at Cornell Faculty Senate to begin no speedrunning total brain death: "Cornell Faculty Senate to begin no-confidence vote over gang rape allegation response".

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Look at Cornell Faculty Senate to begin no speedrunning total brain death: "Cornell Faculty Senate to begin no-confidence vote over gang rape allegation response". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/cornell-faculty-senate-to-begin-no-confidence-vote #NZElection202

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