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Evacuation of Russian-occupied Oleshky begins with aid convoy on way

🇬🇧 United Kingdom·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Independent UK·30 Oct, 10:30 am
Evacuation of Russian-occupied Oleshky begins with aid convoy on way — United Kingdom
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The Straight Version

An evacuation convoy is heading to Oleshky to rescue 6,000 trapped residents from Russian occupation.

The UNHINGED Take

Putin’s liberation tour has left thousands starving in the dark like abandoned pets. It is a pathetic, blood-soaked circus act performed by subhuman Kremlin muppets.

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TOTAL HUMAN DEBRIS / 10

Putin’s liberation tour has left thousands starving in the dark like abandoned pets.

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