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Spanish train was moving at up to 124 mph when it crashed, killing at least 69 people

🇬🇧 United Kingdom·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Independent UK·30 Oct, 10:27 am
Spanish train was moving at up to 124 mph when it crashed, killing at least 69 people — United Kingdom
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The Straight Version

A Spanish train crashed near Urda at 124 mph, resulting in at least 69 tragic deaths.

The UNHINGED Take

Spanish rail infrastructure is clearly held together by prayers and hope, because flying off the tracks at that speed is a spectacular way to turn a morning commute into a graveyard.

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ABSOLUTE INFRASTRUCTURE CATASTROPHE / 10

Spanish rail infrastructure is clearly held together by prayers and hope, because flying off the tracks at that speed is a spectacular way to turn a morning commute into a graveyard.

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Spanish rail infrastructure is clearly held together by prayers and hope, because flying off the tracks at that speed is a spectacular way to turn a morning commute into a graveyard. ABSOLUTE INFRASTRUCTURE CATASTROPHE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/spanish-train-was

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