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Residents leave devastated Russian-occupied Oleshky as evacuation corridor opens

🇬🇧 United Kingdom·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World News·30 Oct, 10:32 am
Residents leave devastated Russian-occupied Oleshky as evacuation corridor opens — United Kingdom
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The Straight Version

Residents are evacuating Russian-occupied Oleshky, though hundreds remain despite having no gas, water, or electricity.

The UNHINGED Take

Staying in a freezing, bombed-out wasteland because you're too thick to leave is a special kind of masochism. Enjoy your candlelit dinner with the rats while the world moves on.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE DEATH WISH / 10

Staying in a freezing, bombed-out wasteland because you're too thick to leave is a special kind of masochism.

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Staying in a freezing, bombed-out wasteland because you're too thick to leave is a special kind of masochism. ABSOLUTE DEATH WISH / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/residents-leave-devastated-russian-occupied-oleshky-as-evacuation #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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