The Straight Version
A helicopter with six people crashed near Badrinath, India.
The UNHINGED Take
Holy shambles: a four‑engine hulk booms six pilgrims into a sky‑punched grave, Badrinath's safe‑zone now a circus of dead dreams. When will the endless clowns start flying?

The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
Holy shambles: a four‑engine hulk booms six pilgrims into a sky‑punched grave, Badrinath's safe‑zone now a circus of dead dreams.
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Holy shambles: a four‑engine hulk booms six pilgrims into a sky‑punched grave, Badrinath's safe‑zone now a circus of dead dreams. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/helicopter-carrying-six-people-crashes-in-northern-indian #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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