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'It's fascinating to see a human becoming a person': Author Clémentine Goldszal

🇬🇧 United Kingdom·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·5 Nov, 01:17 pm
'It's fascinating to see a human becoming a person': Author Clémentine Goldszal — United Kingdom
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The Straight Version

French journalist Clémentine Goldszal wrote a book about the experiences of infants in neonatal intensive care units.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine thinking an infant needs a literary debut to justify their existence. Absolute peak Parisian wank, turning a hospital ward into a pseudo-intellectual vanity project.

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PRETENTIOUS NONSENSE / 10

Imagine thinking an infant needs a literary debut to justify their existence.

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Imagine thinking an infant needs a literary debut to justify their existence. PRETENTIOUS NONSENSE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/its-fascinating-to-see-a-human-becoming-a #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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