The Straight Version
A judge dismissed the DOJ's lawsuit attempting to remove the second Dan Sullivan from Alaska's Senate ballot.
The UNHINGED Take
The DOJ is so desperate they're fighting ghosts in a ballot box. Absolute muppets trying to legislate away a shared name because they're too thick to read a bloody list.
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The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL WASTE OF TAXPAYERS / 10
The DOJ is so desperate they're fighting ghosts in a ballot box.
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The DOJ is so desperate they're fighting ghosts in a ballot box. COLOSSAL WASTE OF TAXPAYERS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/judge-tosses-justice-department-lawsuit-over-alaskas-two #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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