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Kenyan doomsday cult leader sentenced to 200 years in prison after murders of 190 children

🇬🇧 United Kingdom·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Independent UK·6 Nov, 02:50 pm
Kenyan doomsday cult leader sentenced to 200 years in prison after murders of 190 children — United Kingdom
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The Straight Version

Pastor Paul Mackenzie was sentenced for the murders of 191 people in total at the High Court in Kenya’s coastal city of Mombasa

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Kenyan doomsday cult leader sentenced to 200 years in prison after murders of 190 children: "Kenyan doomsday cult leader sentenced to 200 years in prison after murders of 190 children". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Kenyan doomsday cult leader sentenced to 200 years in prison after murders of 190 children: "Kenyan doomsday cult leader sentenced to 200 years in prison after murders of 190 children".

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Kenyan doomsday cult leader sentenced to 200 years in prison after murders of 190 children: "Kenyan doomsday cult leader sentenced to 200 years in prison after murders of 190 children". FAILED / 10 https://unhi

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