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Legendary 1000ft ocean liner bigger than Titanic to be deliberately sunk off Florida

🇬🇧 United Kingdom·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Independent UK·2 Nov, 09:17 am
Legendary 1000ft ocean liner bigger than Titanic to be deliberately sunk off Florida — United Kingdom
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The Straight Version

A massive 1000-foot ocean liner is being deliberately scuttled off the Florida coast as an artificial reef.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine spending a fortune just to turn a giant metal coffin into a glorified fish toilet. Absolute top-tier muppet energy for the Florida swamp dwellers.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL SHIPWRECK BRAIN ROT / 10

Imagine spending a fortune just to turn a giant metal coffin into a glorified fish toilet.

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