The Straight Version
German politician Hubert Aiwanger was found dead in a Berlin hotel room before his scheduled party speech.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine checking out of a posh Berlin hotel permanently just to dodge a Free Voters snooze-fest. Even the afterlife is a better alternative than listening to that tedious party drivel.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTELY GHASTLY / 10
Imagine checking out of a posh Berlin hotel permanently just to dodge a Free Voters snooze-fest.
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Imagine checking out of a posh Berlin hotel permanently just to dodge a Free Voters snooze-fest. ABSOLUTELY GHASTLY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/prominent-german-politician-found-dead-in-berlin-hotel #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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