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The country of 630,000 on track to become the EU’s 28th member state

🇬🇧 United Kingdom·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Independent UK·5 Nov, 05:43 am
The country of 630,000 on track to become the EU’s 28th member state — United Kingdom
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The Straight Version

Montenegro is currently the frontrunner to become the 28th member state of the European Union.

The UNHINGED Take

The EU is desperate to scrape the bottom of the Balkan barrel just to pretend their sinking ship is still growing. Absolute delusion to think adding more baggage will fix this bureaucratic rotting carcass.

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COLLECTIVE SUICIDE PACT / 10

The EU is desperate to scrape the bottom of the Balkan barrel just to pretend their sinking ship is still growing.

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