SATIRE & OPINION: UNHINGED takes are commentary, not news reports. Facts come from linked sources. Editorial policy →
● Wire's quiet — United Kingdom is behaving itself (for now)
🎪 CHAOS

Trump U-turns on MAGA ally Greg Abbott with dizzying speed after his election loss becomes clear

🇬🇧 United Kingdom·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Independent UK·5 Nov, 01:10 pm
Trump U-turns on MAGA ally Greg Abbott with dizzying speed after his election loss becomes clear — United Kingdom
UNHINGEDWORLD

The Straight Version

Donald Trump immediately distanced himself from Greg Abbott following the Texas Republican's decisive electoral defeat.

The UNHINGED Take

Trump throws his allies under the bus faster than a London taxi driver dodging a surge charge. The orange clown is back to his classic disloyal rat routine.

🎬 LIVE DESK REACTION // THROWING UNDER BUSGIF
Reaction GIF for Trump U-turns on MAGA ally Greg Abbott with dizzying speed after his election loss becomes clear

The Bottom Line

SPINELESS SNAKE ENERGY / 10

Trump throws his allies under the bus faster than a London taxi driver dodging a surge charge.

📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos

Trump throws his allies under the bus faster than a London taxi driver dodging a surge charge. SPINELESS SNAKE ENERGY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/trump-u-turns-on-maga-ally-greg-abbott #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

That cursed thumbnail up top? Spat out by HyperVision AI in about 4 seconds. Go make your own monstrosity — ruin someone's feed today. 🔥

More Roasts

UNHINGED WORLD · satire + commentary on real, sourced news · back to United Kingdom