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Ukraine-Russia war latest: Zelensky condemns Moscow’s ‘insane’ attack on school that left at least 40 dead

🇬🇧 United Kingdom·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Independent UK·5 Nov, 05:19 am
Ukraine-Russia war latest: Zelensky condemns Moscow’s ‘insane’ attack on school that left at least 40 dead — United Kingdom
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The Straight Version

Zelensky decried a deadly Russian strike on a school while Ozon cancels orders following a warehouse fire.

The UNHINGED Take

Moscow nukes a school and the biggest concern for Ozon is a few missing parcels. The sheer scale of Russian incompetence is truly spectacular.

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ABSOLUTE BOTTOM FEEDER / 10

Moscow nukes a school and the biggest concern for Ozon is a few missing parcels.

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Moscow nukes a school and the biggest concern for Ozon is a few missing parcels. ABSOLUTE BOTTOM FEEDER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/gb/ukraine-russia-war-latest-zelensky-condemns-moscows-insane #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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