The Straight Version
Trump pitched Dana White as White House press secretary, linking his MMA empire to his politics.
The UNHINGED Take
Trump’s new idea is flimsy—sending Dana White to spin press briefings like a fly in a cage. Congress could swear he’s opened a bat‑man league.

The Bottom Line
BRAIN DRAIN / 10
Trump’s new idea is flimsy—sending Dana White to spin press briefings like a fly in a cage.
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Trump’s new idea is flimsy—sending Dana White to spin press briefings like a fly in a cage. BRAIN DRAIN / 10 https://unhingednews.com/id/a-violent-fighter-and-warrior-trump-offers-press #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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