The Straight Version
Michigan Senator-elect Abdul El‑Sayed calls Trump’s Canada tariff war a grand blunder.
The UNHINGED Take
El‑Sayed shreds Trump like a rotten kebab, accusing him of feeding the tariff beast while his wallet wrestles in the cold, greedy North.

The Bottom Line
COLD‑CREDIT CHAOS / 10
El‑Sayed shreds Trump like a rotten kebab, accusing him of feeding the tariff beast while his wallet wrestles in the cold, greedy North.
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El‑Sayed shreds Trump like a rotten kebab, accusing him of feeding the tariff beast while his wallet wrestles in the cold, greedy North. COLD‑CREDIT CHAOS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/id/abdul-el-sayed-slams-trumps-tariff-war-with #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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